Amy Schumer made for one clunky stripper—you know, for dogs—on Inside Amy Schumer, and now, she's offering one fan a similarly pained showing.

Schumer, whose Trainwreck hits theaters on July 17, is asking her avowed followers to help donate to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, which aims to raise awareness for the nervous system-dismantling illness and contribute to research for its cure. And as if a little do-gooding isn't incentive enough, she and director Judd Apatow are offering benevolent fans the chance to win tickets to the movie's premiere, reservations at a swanky hotel and a "disappointing lap dance" from Amy, herself. Why would you even consider passing up the chance to get in close with a Peabody-winner...?

By donating $10, $25 or $50, you'll be entered one, three or seven times, respectively, into the contest's pool for the chance to win the grand prize package. Just in case the aforementioned perks aren't appealing enough, you'll also receive round trip airfare to the premiere event, the chance to snap photos with the Trainwreck cast on the red carpet and a hand-delivered bag of truffle salt-covered popcorn from star Bill Hader during its screening. And we thought free refills were as good as it gets...

Will you support MS and put in a bid for a Schumer lap-dance extravaganza? Check out the full set of rules, and get to donatin'!

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