First of all, hiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee.

Second of all, if you haven't already had the pleasure of being formally introduced, Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the Planet Glamtron is one of the most glamorous, talented and most naturally beautiful queens to come from RuPaul's Drag Race.

And this week, just in time for the release of her globally demanded debut album, Anus (which is currently seated right on the very top of the iTunes Dance Album Chart at #1, and #57 on the overall store — c'mon, digital sales!), the nail-obsessed diva has provided a jaw-droppingly gorgeous visual for her to-the-point ode to her own locks, "This Is My Hair."

Just a little spoiler alert: That's Alaska's hair. She doesn't wear wigs. Got it? Good.

Channeling everyone's favorite Season 7 Soviet hooker Katya, the stunning space drag-alien flaunts a variety of unbelievably fierce 'n' futuristic outfits — all while serving natural hair in very natural shades of platinum blonde, black and pink.

"This is my hair, I don't wear wigs," she reminds us with a thick Russian accent over and over, dancing between leather-clad shirtless daddies (and a horse!) and getting the most erotic haircut ever captured on film. The beat is sick, the looks are sickening and all that hair is very, very real. Consider every wig in the industry officially snatched — even though she doesn't wear them, of course.

Oh, and your makeup is terrible, Alaska...but we love you, anyway.

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