Justin Bieber participated in iHeartRadio's 'In My Words' interview, where the subject scribbles answers to a short questionnaire in their own handwriting. Like they do in Cosmo! The Biebs certainly has chicken scratch for handwriting -- perhaps because he is a lefty? -- but his answers were colorful and lively. He also unlocked a crucial secret of the Bieber universe when revealing the definition of swag, which is his signature phrase that he says three times in 'Boyfriend' and that which describes the essence of being Da Biebs.

Millions have died trying to obtain this crucial, life-changing information and now, on a sheet of paper, thanks to iHeartRadio, the singer has shared what swag really is. Are you ready? Can you handle it? Wait for it, wait for it, now!

"Being confident in yourself" is the be all, end all of swag. You, too, can swag it out.

Some of his silly answers? He would trade jobs with professional butt whooper Chuck Norris, dreamed about Martha Stewart and believes that Bieber Fever is incurable. You know that's right! We're just trying to imagine The Biebs delivering a roundhouse kick, which is a Norris staple.

He also admitted that it's strawberries that he likes to dip into fondue, a la the 'Boyfriend' lyric. He jokes about boobies, too. He is, after all, a boy(friend).

His answers are, in three words, full of swag, swag, swag.

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