If you believe the rumors, Katy Perry's personal life mirrors the drama of a soap opera. Following the recent stories that she was taking a year off to start a family and the one that suggested she was pregnant, which the funny singer chalked up to eating too much NYC pizza, the latest gossip is that Perry and husband Russell Brand are headed for splitsville!

Either Perry is happy and putting her career on the back burner so she and Brand can procreate or she is about to end her marriage. There's no middle ground when it comes to the Perry rumor mill. It's polar extremes, like her hair color on any given day.

The 'Firework' singer and style chameleon took to Twitter to address the media-created drama and to try and squash all this chatter about her personal life once and for all. She posted: "First I'm pregnant & then I'm divorced. What am I All My Children?! #ericakane #pshhh #ifihadadollarforeverytime ..."

Perry was referencing long-suffering daytime diva Erica Kane with her hashtag in the tweet.

Despite what the media has been saying about her, this tweet suggests that Perry is in fact a happily-married, well-adjusted, not-quite-ready-to-reproduce pop star.

Living well is the best way to combat these rumors, Katy!