One Direction – Laser Tattoo Removal Gift Certificates

How can so many cute boys have so many reaaalllllyyyy baaaaaaad tattoos? Since no one bothered to stop them before it was too late --we're talking to you, T. Swizzle -- we're staging an intervention.

For Valentine's Day, we forbid One Direction (sans Niall Horan, who remains an ink virgin) from getting any more tattoos and we will gift them with gift certificates for laser tattoo removal sessions.

We're looking at your comic book word tattoos, Zayn Malik. And Harry Styles. Oh, Harry. Where do we begin? The ship? More like the ship of foolishness. His other not good tatts are here.

Stop the tattoo insanity, boys. The lasers would hurt, but the bad ink would be banished.