Nick Jonas has no chill. During his brief opening monologue at the 2015 Kids' Choice Awards, the former Jonas Brother cracked a few jokes at the expense of gone-but-not-forgotten One Direction member, Zayn Malik — who famously left the group less than three full days ago. (Yes, we're keeping track.)

He said, "This was a tough week, I know, I know. I'm glad we're getting all the energy out now. It was a tough week -- a lot of girls in the house tonight still struggling after One Direction became Two Direction. I mean what's next? Fourth Harmony? Three Seconds of Summer? No! The Jonas Brother?"

Relax, Nick, our hearts are already broken enough. Also, plenty of boys love Zayn, too. His beauty and talent transcend gender.

Too soon, Nick. Don't pour acid in these wounds.

See Photos From the Orange Carpet at the 2015 Kids' Choice Awards!