Stranger Things’ Joe Keery Says He’ll Shave Off His Perfect Hair if David Harbour Wins Golden Globe

Now that we've spent two seasons with the Stranger Things gang in Hawkins, Indiana, one thing is for certain: Steve's hair is glorious. Despite how much "babysitting" he has to do, that perfectly coifed mane keeps its immaculate shape no matter what. In fact, some people may argue that Steve's hair is the best character in the show.

But that could all change. David Harbour (aka police chief Hopper) was nominated for a Golden Globe in the Best Supporting Actor category, and his fellow cast members bid their congrats on a hilariously perfect Instagram post the actor gifted the world on Monday (December 11).

Joe Keery, aka Steve, was one such cast member, and his remarks were somewhat alarming. "if you win David the Duffer’s [sic] get to shave my head,” he wrote. Um, WHAT?! No, Joe, you will not shave your head. Because really, what is Steve without his hair?

Considering the show has already been picked up for a third season, the chances of him really buzzing off those beautiful locks are slim, but we're still nervous.