Taylor Swift, your friend and mine (OR ELSE), has had...uh, well, just about everyone join her on stage at some point during her massively successful 1989 Tour.

Sure, there've been plenty of obvious cameos along the way— like Fifth Harmony and Little Mix! That makes sense, considering the demographic and all. But there've been a whole bunch of insanely out of left field surprise stars thrown out among the shaking and crying teens, too. The US Women's Soccer Team? JULIA ROBERTS AND JOAN BAEZ? No, none of us saw it coming, either. Taylor Swift just knows everybody, doesn't she?

At a certain point, the (seemingly endless) parade of cameos has become more hilarious with each new WTF-worthy addition to the ever-sunny "Style" singer's rapidly growing roster of besties — and, as it turns out, lends itself nicely to a spot-on parody by writer/funny Internet person, Lara Marie Schoenhals.

Equipped with just an eager private audience, an iPhone and a dream, Lara runs through about 3 unbelievably hilarious minutes worth of dreamt-up future 1989 Tour cameos (of which, let's face it, about half will probably actually happen at some point on this tour).

From The Apprentice's Omarosa to Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding to the late victims of the Salem Witch Trials, no one is left out from Lara's expertly crafted array of potential new BFFs for Taylor. She's even got those enthusiastic twirls and hair flips down, too!

"They've been through a lot, but now they're HERE...!"

All in good fun of course, Tay Tay.

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