After three weeks of wait-and-seeing — 84 years in Stan Time, if you ask the Britney Army — the Legendary Miss Britney Spears at long last unveiled the "female empowerment. LOL"-inspired visual for her Glory lead single, "Make Me (feat. G-Eazy)."

Boys: sometimes a girl just needs one. And, in Britney's sake, sometimes she needs a little help from her friends to find her a special baybeh for the evening — and EOS lip balm, of course. And the right gym.

The video was directed by Randee St. Nicholas, who also shot Britney's Piece Of Me promo photos and the "Private Show" video. (Yes, I know, it's different than the David LaChapelle video we saw floating around.)

As a brief recap, these are just some of the many things that make Britney Spears oooh:

Tea dates with the ladies.


Orange Theory Fitness. (?)


Video-within-a-video Metaney moments.


Watch above.

Britney Spears Through the Years